stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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