I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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