I wanna passion pit in your ass
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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