'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just pee around me
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Randomize