so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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