his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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