am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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