You're so nebulous sometimes
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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