rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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