I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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