Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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