if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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