A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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