he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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