she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
True strength comes from lack of pants
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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