Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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