In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
ok first of all what the fuck
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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