how can u be prego again
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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