Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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