Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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