Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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