i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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