I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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