I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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