it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
me + whiskey = a bad person
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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