as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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