dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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