Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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