i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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