just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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