all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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