This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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