I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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