I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm getting married
To pizza
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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