I'm jealous of your bromance
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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