Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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