Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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