she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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