Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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