we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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