I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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