I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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