everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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