Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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