i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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