I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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