I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
how drunk are you?
Several
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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