We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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