Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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