we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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