sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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