I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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